With love to Dads everywhere on Father's Day 2019
1: What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
2: MUM: "How do I look?" DAD: "With your eyes."
3: "Dad, make me some s’mores!" DAD: "Poof, you’re some s’mores!”
4: Why did the invisible man skip doing Challenge Hill? He couldn't see himself doing it.
5: Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!
6: Why couldn't the bike standup by itself? It was two tired.
7: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!
8: I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
9: I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping. He said alpaca tent.
10: Why can’t you run at Woodhouse? Because it past tents.